![]() ![]() Kenny: "There's guys who go over to Europe and play overseas from America, and they dominate!"Īfter Wang has a shot blocked: "He's got to bring something stronger than that. That way, I won't have to kill anybody before I get inducted." I just hope she doesn't start before I go in the Hall of Fame. On his 17-year old daughter not dating yet: "Thank goodness. "*** Bavetta and Moses parted the Red Sea together."Įrnie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks of Chris Kaman: "(Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the cookie jar."Charles Barkley: "Ernie, I don't know where you get your cookies at but the rest of us don't get ours there." "Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself."Ĭharles: "No, but I have a couple people working for me who did." To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort."Ĭharles: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!" "I had to explain to my daughter why that skank Monica Lewinski has an hour special on HBO this weekend."Įrnie: "Auburn is a pretty good school. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." On the Enron scandal investigation: "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. I want to know which international brother is going to win the slam dunk contest." Right after Peja won the 3-point contest: "Kenny said it was going to be an all-international night. And when I come back the next year they say 'He's back yawl!'" When they see me walking down the street they say 'There he goes again'. It was easy because I was the only black person there. I don't ever want to be that type of person."Īfter retiring from basketball "I'm just what America needs - another unemployed black man.Įrnie: "Did they recognize you in South Dakota?"Ĭharles: "Yes, they did. Damn! I hate my mother for having me too soon." Man, they suck! Bunch of high school kids with $70 million contracts. "We better not be doing the Bulls this year. "I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime." Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right." If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan." Lifted from here, but I know the site is going to crash as soon as I upload this, so I'm forgoing the karma and making a self post (which means that this post is headed straight for the front page of /r/all, obviously). New Post Game Thread Jaylen Brown puts on the mask and drops 25/3/4 in 3 quarters as the Celtics even the series 1-1 with the 76ers Top Team Subreddit PostsĤ If nothing else out of the series happens we have this.
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